Hitler Was Cloned

Let me be the first to tell the world about the recently discovered documents announced by Mr. Art Bell on his show Sunday night at midnight. It has been discovered that Hitler was cloned and today he is a 7 year old boy and also The Antichrist. His handservants are those persons such as Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, That scary Iranian president Guy and all those other miscreants. As we know Bush fortunately stole the last demonically rigged election from Kerry, delaying the plans for the rapture by a few years. Then unfortunately the man with Gods ear, His Highness Pope John Paul II unfortunately passed away. Know last week,The war has begun in Mediggo (or Armageddon) in the hills of Lebanon as prophesied in the Book of Revelation, Gog and Magog prepare for World War III.
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Great Idea SLAG!!!